------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- P R O G R A M G U I D E by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.net} http://www.nyx.net/~dnadams (December, 1997) Season 11 Listings Complied by: ------------------------------- Andreas Carl {ancarl@studi.unizh.ch} Grail {u4d41@keele.ac.uk} Ralph Morse {RalphMorse@msn.com} APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS Air Date Order First Season: 1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT 2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY 3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY 4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY 5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY 6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET 7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN 8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME 9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK 10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY 11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET 12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS 13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE Second Season: 14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 1) 15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 2) 16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN 17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT 18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 1) 19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 2) 20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS 21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK 22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS 23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE 24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE? 25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL 26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS 28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP 29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES 30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE 32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT 33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN 34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE 35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY Third Season: 36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD 37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND 38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH 39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE 40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN 41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER 42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL 43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED 44. 02/12/89 (310) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER 45. **/**/** (308) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT 46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT 47. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM 48. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME 49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY 50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL 51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST 52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (part 1) 53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL 54. 05/07/89 (320) THE DATELESS AMIGO 55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW 56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH 57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID Fourth Season: 58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL 59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS 60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY 61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES 62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE 63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE 64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER 65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE 66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING 67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO 68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1) 69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 2) 70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN? 71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM 72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL 73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 1) 74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 2) 75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND 76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300 77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB 78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL 79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET 80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE Fifth Season: 81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN 82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY 83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA 84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL 85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW 86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK 87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS 88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON 89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY 90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO 91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY 92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO 93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER 94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING 95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE 96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE 97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS 98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS 99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO? 100. 04/07/91 (525) TOP OF THE HEAP 101. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1) 102. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2) 103. 04/28/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (part 1) 104. 05/05/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (part 2) 105. 05/19/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD Sixth Season: 106. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1) 107. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2) 108. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER 109. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD 110. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES 111. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE 112. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW 113. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES 114. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1) 115. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2) 116. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK 117. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT 118. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE NOTHING 119. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND 120. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT 121. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE 122. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I 123. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX 124. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS 125. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q. 126. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS 127. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL 128. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW 129. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (part 1) 130. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (part 2) 131. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (part 3) Seventh Season: 132. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 133. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SOMETHING SPELLS TRAMP 134. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY 135. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS 136. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE 137. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE 138. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY 139. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE 140. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES 141. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN 142. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY 143. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS 144. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW 145. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS 146. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS 147. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS 148. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS 149. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES 150. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD 151. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY 152. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW 153. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART 154. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES 155. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE 156. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS 157. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION Eighth Season: 158. 09/05/93 (801) A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET? 159. 09/12/93 (802) HOOD IN THE BOYZ 160. 09/19/93 (803) PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD 161. 09/26/93 (804) LUCK OF THE BUNDYS 162. 10/03/93 (805) BANKING ON MARCY 163. 10/10/93 (806) NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK 164. 10/24/93 (807) TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE 165. 11/07/93 (808) SCARED SINGLE 166. 11/14/93 (809) NO MA'AM 167. 11/21/93 (810) DANCING WITH WEEZIE 168. 11/28/93 (811) CHANGE FOR A BUCK 169. 12/12/93 (812) JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP 170. 12/19/93 (813) THE WORST NOEL 171. 01/16/94 (815) SOFA SO GOOD 172. 01/23/94 (814) HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF 173. 02/06/94 (816) HOW GREEN WAS MY APPLE 174. 02/13/94 (818) VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE 175. 02/20/94 (817) GET OUTTA DODGE 176. 02/27/94 (819) FIELD OF SCREAMS 177. 03/20/94 (820) THE D'ARCY FILES 178. 04/10/94 (822) NOONER OR NOTHING 179. 04/24/94 (825) RIDE SCARE 180. 05/01/94 (821) LEGEND OF IRONHEAD HAYNES 181. 05/08/94 (824) ASSAULT AND BATTERIES 182. 05/15/94 (826) AL GOES DEEP 183. 05/22/94 (823) KELLY KNOWS SOMETHING Ninth Season: 184. 09/04/94 (901) SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN 185. 09/11/94 (902) DRIVING MR. BOONDY 186. 09/18/94 (903) KELLY BREAKS OUT 187. 09/25/94 (904) NAUGHTY BUT NIECE 188. 10/02/94 (905) BUSINESS SUCKS (part 1) 189. 10/09/94 (906) BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (part 2) 190. 10/16/94 (907) DIAL B FOR VIRGIN 191. 10/23/94 (908) SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO 192. 11/06/94 (909) NO POT TO PEASE IN 193. 11/13/94 (910) DUD BOWL 194. 11/27/94 (911) A MAN FOR NO SEASONS 195. 12/11/94 (913) I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (part 1) 196. 12/18/94 (914) I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD (part 2) 197. 01/08/95 (912) THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED 198. 01/15/95 (915) KELLY TAKES A SHOT 199. 02/05/95 (917) GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL 200. 02/12/95 (918) 25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 201. 02/19/95 (919) SHIP HAPPENS (PART 1) 202. 02/26/95 (920) SHIP HAPPENS (PART 2) 203. 03/12/95 (916) SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES 204. 03/26/95 (921) AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O 205. 04/09/95 (923) USER FRIENDLY 206. 04/30/95 (925) PUMP FICTION 207. 05/07/95 (926) RADIO FREE TRUMAINE 208. 05/14/95 (924) SHOELESS AL 209. 05/21/95 (922) THE UNDERGRADUATE Tenth Season: 210. 09/17/95 (1002) GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER 211. 09/24/95 (1001) A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW 212. 10/01/95 (1003) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD 213. 10/08/95 (1004) REVEREND AL 214. 10/15/95 (1005) HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY 215. 10/22/95 (1006) THE WEAKER SEX 216. 10/29/95 (1007) FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE 217. 11/05/95 (1008) BLONDE AND BLONDER 218. 11/19/95 (1011) THE TWO THAT GOT AWAY 219. 11/26/95 (1009) DUD BOWL II 220. 12/03/95 (1010) BEARLY MEN 221. 12/10/95 (1013) LOVE CONQUERS AL 222. 12/17/95 (1012) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER 223. 01/07/96 (1014) THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1) 224. 01/14/96 (1015) THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2) 225. 02/04/96 (1016) CALENDAR GIRL 226. 02/11/96 (1019) THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C 227. 02/18/96 (1017) SPRING BREAK (PART 1) 228. 02/25/96 (1018) SPRING BREAK (PART 2) 229. 03/17/96 (1020) TURNING JAPANESE 230. 03/24/96 (1022) AL GOES TO THE DOGS 231. 04/14/96 (1024) ENEMIES 232. 04/28/96 (1021) BUD HITS THE BOOKS 233. 05/05/96 (1023) KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN 234. 05/19/96 (1025) TORCH SONG DUET 235. 05/26/96 (1026) THE JOKE'S ON AL Eleventh Season: 236. 09/28/96 (1103) TWISTED 237. 10/05/96 (1102) CHILDREN OF THE CORNS 238. 10/12/96 (1106) KELLY'S GOTTA HABIT 239. 11/10/96 (1107) REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 1) 240. 11/17/96 (1109) REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 2) 241. 11/24/96 (1111) A BUNDY THANKSGIVING 242. 12/01/96 (1108) THE JUGGS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING 243. 12/22/96 (1113) GOD HELP YE, MERRY BUNDYMEN 244. 12/29/96 (1105) CRIMES AGAINST OBESITY 245. 01/06/97 (1101) THE STEPFORD PEG 246. 01/13/97 (1110) BUD ON THE SIDE 247. 01/20/97 (1104) GRIME AND PUNISHMENT 248. 01/27/97 (1114) T*R*A*S*H 249. 02/24/97 (1116) BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 1) 250. 02/24/97 (1117) BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 2) 251. 03/03/97 (1118) BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 3) 252. 03/10/97 (1112) LIVE NUDE PEG 253. 03/17/97 (1115) A BABE IN TOYLAND 254. 03/31/97 (1119) BIRTHDAY BOY TOY 255. 04/28/97 (1120) DAMN BUNDYS 256. 04/28/97 (1122) LEZ BE FRIENDS 257. 05/05/97 (1123) THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR 258. 05/05/97 (1124) HOW TO MARRY A MORON 259. 06/09/97 (1121) CHICAGO SHOE EXCHANGE --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS Alphabetical Order 200. 02/12/95 (918) 25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE 226. 02/11/96 (1019) THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C 79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET 116. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK 182. 05/15/94 (826) AL GOES DEEP 230. 03/24/96 (1022) AL GOES TO THE DOGS 10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY 135. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS 82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY 35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY 96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE 22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS 91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY 204. 03/26/95 (921) AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O 181. 05/08/94 (824) ASSAULT AND BATTERIES 67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO 253. 03/17/97 (1115) A BABE IN TOYLAND 42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL 162. 10/03/93 (805) BANKING ON MARCY 220. 12/03/95 (1010) BEARLY MEN 254. 03/31/97 (1119) BIRTHDAY BOY TOY 217. 11/05/95 (1008) BLONDE AND BLONDER 21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK 249. 02/24/97 (1116) BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 1) 250. 02/24/97 (1117) BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 2) 251. 03/03/97 (1118) BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 3) 17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT 111. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE 60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY 105. 05/19/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD 232. 04/28/96 (1021) BUD HITS THE BOOKS 246. 01/13/97 (1110) BUD ON THE SIDE 28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP 241. 11/24/96 (1111) A BUNDY THANKSGIVING 189. 10/09/94 (906) BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (part 2) 188. 10/02/94 (905) BUSINESS SUCKS (part 1) 3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY 225. 02/04/96 (1016) CALENDAR GIRL 48. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME 168. 11/28/93 (811) CHANGE FOR A BUCK 109. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD 259. 06/09/97 (1121) CHICAGO SHOE EXCHANGE 138. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY 237. 10/05/96 (1102) CHILDREN OF THE CORNS 143. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS 55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW 244. 12/29/96 (1105) CRIMES AGAINST OBESITY 177. 03/20/94 (820) THE D'ARCY FILES 255. 04/28/97 (1120) DAMN BUNDYS 85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW 167. 11/21/93 (810) DANCING WITH WEEZIE 54. 05/07/89 (320) THE DATELESS AMIGO 59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS 141. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN 257. 05/05/97 (1123) THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR 64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER 190. 10/16/94 (907) DIAL B FOR VIRGIN 123. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX 89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY 185. 09/11/94 (902) DRIVING MR. BOONDY 193. 11/13/94 (910) DUD BOWL 219. 11/26/95 (1009) DUD BOWL II 40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN 25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL 46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT 122. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I 231. 04/14/96 (1024) ENEMIES 129. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (part 1) 130. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (part 2) 131. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (part 3) 134. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY 63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE 34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE 176. 02/27/94 (819) FIELD OF SCREAMS 216. 10/29/95 (1007) FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE 20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS 137. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE 128. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW 175. 02/20/94 (817) GET OUTTA DODGE 199. 02/05/95 (917) GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL 18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 1) 19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 2) 150. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD 243. 12/22/96 (1113) GOD HELP YE, MERRY BUNDYMEN 93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER 113. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES 127. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL 31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE 247. 01/20/97 (1104) GRIME AND PUNISHMENT 210. 09/17/95 (1002) GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER 27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS 43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED 50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL 5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY 62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE 36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD 146. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS 41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER 57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID 125. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q. 172. 01/23/94 (814) HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF 159. 09/12/93 (802) HOOD IN THE BOYZ 223. 01/07/96 (1014) THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1) 224. 01/14/96 (1015) THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2) 58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL 51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST 214. 10/15/95 (1005) HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY 24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE? 173. 02/06/94 (816) HOW GREEN WAS MY APPLE 258. 05/05/97 (1124) HOW TO MARRY A MORON 222. 12/17/95 (1012) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER 195. 12/11/94 (913) I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (part 1) 196. 12/18/94 (914) I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD (part 2) 118. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE NOTHING 45. **/**/** (308) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT 37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND 108. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER 112. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW 16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN 32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT 145. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS 68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1) 69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 2) 13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE 235. 05/26/96 (1026) THE JOKE'S ON AL 242. 12/01/96 (1108) THE JUGGS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING 169. 12/12/93 (812) JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP 33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN 120. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT 86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK 186. 09/18/94 (903) KELLY BREAKS OUT 114. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1) 115. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2) 139. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE 183. 05/22/94 (823) KELLY KNOWS SOMETHING 198. 01/15/95 (915) KELLY TAKES A SHOT 238. 10/12/96 (1106) KELLY'S GOTTA HABIT 99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO? 233. 05/05/96 (1023) KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN 180. 05/01/94 (821) LEGEND OF IRONHEAD HAYNES 256. 04/28/97 (1122) LEZ BE FRIENDS 56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH 252. 03/10/97 (1112) LIVE NUDE PEG 94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING 110. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES 221. 12/10/95 (1013) LOVE CONQUERS AL 161. 09/26/93 (804) LUCK OF THE BUNDYS 132. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 194. 11/27/94 (911) A MAN FOR NO SEASONS 95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE 87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS 52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (part 1) 53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL 92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO 7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN 29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES 152. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW 147. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS 47. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM 119. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND 197. 01/08/95 (912) THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED 187. 09/25/94 (904) NAUGHTY BUT NIECE 11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET 163. 10/10/93 (806) NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK 166. 11/14/93 (809) NO MA'AM 192. 11/06/94 (909) NO POT TO PEASE IN 178. 04/10/94 (822) NOONER OR NOTHING 66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING 142. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY 155. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE 97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS 90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO 149. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES 30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB 9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK 76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300 39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE 1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT 38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH 8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME 14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 1) 15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 2) 157. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION 160. 09/19/93 (803) PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD 124. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS 206. 04/30/95 (925) PUMP FICTION 207. 05/07/95 (926) RADIO FREE TRUMAINE 78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL 23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE 239. 11/10/96 (1107) REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 1) 240. 11/17/96 (1109) REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 2) 44. 02/12/89 (310) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER 212. 10/01/95 (1003) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD 213. 10/08/95 (1004) REVEREND AL 179. 04/24/94 (825) RIDE SCARE 121. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE 72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL 140. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES 103. 04/28/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (part 1) 104. 05/05/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (part 2) 165. 11/07/93 (808) SCARED SINGLE 106. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1) 107. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2) 201. 02/19/95 (919) SHIP HAPPENS (PART 1) 202. 02/26/95 (920) SHIP HAPPENS (PART 2) 211. 09/24/95 (1001) A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW 208. 05/14/95 (924) SHOELESS AL 184. 09/04/94 (901) SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN 6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET 191. 10/23/94 (908) SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO 117. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT 171. 01/16/94 (815) SOFA SO GOOD 203. 03/12/95 (916) SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES 227. 02/18/96 (1017) SPRING BREAK (PART 1) 228. 02/25/96 (1018) SPRING BREAK (PART 2) 245. 01/06/97 (1101) THE STEPFORD PEG 83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA 133. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SOMETHING SPELLS TRAMP 164. 10/24/93 (807) TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE 71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM 126. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS 2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY 49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY 153. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART 154. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES 158. 09/05/93 (801) A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET? 61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES 100. 04/07/91 (525) TOP OF THE HEAP 234. 05/19/96 (1025) TORCH SONG DUET 248. 01/27/97 (1114) T*R*A*S*H 229. 03/17/96 (1020) TURNING JAPANESE 236. 09/28/96 (1103) TWISTED 151. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY 209. 05/21/95 (922) THE UNDERGRADUATE 84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL 205. 04/09/95 (923) USER FRIENDLY 174. 02/13/94 (818) VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE 88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON 81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN 215. 10/22/95 (1006) THE WEAKER SEX 156. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS 144. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW 98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS 75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND 136. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE 12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS 70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN? 4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY 170. 12/19/93 (813) THE WORST NOEL 80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE 101. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1) 102. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2) 26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 148. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS 73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 1) 74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 2) --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX II - GUEST CAST LISTING Abbott, Jane Alexis (825) Abernathy, Louisa Christy (1102) Ackerman, Robert Harry (710) Acuna, Wanda Babette (925) Adams, Joey Lauren Cousin Effie (606), Janie (713) Adams, Lillian Mrs. Mariner (621) Adams, Trudy Chelsea (410) Akbar, Tami Meg (808) Alan, Brice Chris (321) Albin, Delores Mrs. McGinty (322) Alden, Stacy Fran (310) Aldrich, Rhonda Judy (907) Alexander, Sandra Wendy (321) Allen, Christi Kristi (216), Lucy (321) Allen, Joni Girl (816) Allen, Krista Crystal (1016) Allison, Cynthia News Anchor (707) Almodovar, Robert E. 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Cheerleader (719) Welsh, John Tony (409), Clerk (1120) Wesley, John Dennis (212) Whalley, Christopher Cowboy (206) White, Greg Coach (304) White, John Patrick Little Floyd (1016) White, Vanna Coco (726) Whitman, Kari Muffy (408) Whitten, Sandi Senior #2 (421) Wiggins, Barry Geronimo (914) Wild, Sandra Fluffy (309) Wilgren, Terri Mindy (714) Willard, Fred Stan (619) Williams, Dijon Bobby (1012) Williams, Ian Patrick Beany (202), Inspector Fitzpatrick (1022) Williams, Meadow Angela (1018) Wills, Lou Judge #1 (422) Wilmore, Leilani Jones Reporter #1 (920) Windust, Penelope Sales Lady (705) Winfield, Dave himself (911) Winfree, Rachel Sadie (905) Winner, Jeffrey Test Examiner (902) Winston, Matt Eugene (717) Winter, Terence Lee (812) Wolande, Gene Scientist (1005) Wolf, Kay Amber (307) Woods, Barbara Alyn Vicky (309) Wople, Lenny Father (811) Wuhrer, Kari Joanie (609, 610) Wyner, George Ronald N. Michaels (909) Wynette, Tammy herself (1108) Yates, Jack Jack (317, 318) Yeager, Biff Man (824) Yothers, Tina herself (1106) Young, Chris Jackson (1024) Young, Richard Kelly Mel (909) Zane, Lora Ms. Weigel (308) Zapata, Carmen Madame Olga (309) Zarou, Elias Marcel (103) Ziering, Ian Kid (504) Zonn, Alex Bum (802) Zully, Stewart Sam (510) Zumwalt, Rick Gambler (417) Zusser, Matt Donald (922) --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX III - WRITING CREDITS Staff Writers: Michael G. Moye 112, 714, 802, 812, 912, 1003 Ron Leavitt/Michael G. Moye 110, 216, 302, 310, 409, 502, 601 Michael G. Moye/Ron Leavitt 101, 102, 201, 202, 203, 215t, 305, 401, 412, 413, 508, 623 Ron Leavitt/Arthur Silver 525 Ron Leavitt/Ellen L. Fogle 702 Katherine Green/Richard Gurman 103, 113, 213 Richard Gurman/Katherine Green 105, 205 Sandy Sprung/Marcy Vosburgh 106,204,209,214,219,301,311,408 Marcy Vosburgh/Sandy Sprung 107, 111, 222, 306, 403, 423 Kim Weiskopf/David Castro 925 Richard Gurman/Stacie Lipp 926, 1001 Stacie Lipp/Richard Gurman 1008 Valerie Ahern/Christian McLaughlin 1101, 1110, 1115, 1123 Matthew Berry/Eric Abrams 1102, 1112, 1121 Eric Abrams/Matthew Berry 1116 Steve Faber/Bob Fisher 1104, 1107, 1113 Vince Cheung/Ben Montanio 1108, 1111, 1124s Ben Montanio/Vince Cheung 1120 Russell Marcus/Pamela Eells 1124t Richard Gurman/Stacie Lipp/Russell Marcus 1024 Kevin Curran 411, 417, 419, 503, 509, 517, 602, 603, 614, 626, 723 Pamela Eells 1122 Ralph R. Farquhar 109t, 211, 217, 304, 319, 321, 510, 514, 523, 806 Ellen L. Fogle 108, 210, 212, 218, 220, 315, 317, 318, 414, 418, 421, 507, 512, 521, 606, 608, 617, 624, 705, 712, 721 Katherine Green 402, 410, 420, 504, 513, 522, 613, 621, 808, 816, 821, 908, 920 Richard Gurman 309, 314, 703, 718, 804, 810, 905, 1103 Larry Jacobson 609, 610, 611, 619, 706, 720, 724, 809, 813, 903, 917 Stacie Lipp 501t, 515, 520, 605, 612, 622, 625, 707, 710, 715, 719, 722, 803, 805, 906, 1021 Russell Marcus 923, 1002, 1010, 1105, 1109, 1117-1118 Nancy Neufeld 822, 825 Arthur Silver 505, 701, 713, 725, 726 Gabrielle Topping 313s, 501s, 607, 708 Kim Weiskopf 801, 811, 910, 911, 1004, 1009 Other Writers: Tracy Gamble/Richard Vaczy 206, 207 Pamela Wick/Susan Cridland 303t Jules Dennis/Richard Mueller 307 Jeanne Baruch/Jeanne Romano 308, 322t Lesa Kite/Cindy Begel 312 Steve Granat/Mel Sherer 316 Sara V. Finney/Vida Spears 320 Sheldon Krasner/David Saling 404t Arthur Silver/Steve Bing 407 Diane Burroughs/Joey Gutierrez 422, 711t Glenn Eichler/Peter Gaffney 516 J.D. Brangato/Michael Ferris 519 Chip Johannessen/John Rinker 524 Joel Valentincic/Scott Zimbler 717 Peter Gaulke/Eddie Feldmann 807t Garry Bowren/Laurie Lee-Goss 826, 1022 Laurie Lee-Goss/Garry Bowren 921, 1106 "Bootsie" 924 Scott Zimbler/Joel Valentincic 1012 Paul Corrigan/Brad Walsh 1013 Jimmy Alack/Jim Kelly 1019 Terry Maloney/Mindy Morgenstern 1114t, 1119 Todd Newman/David Faustino * 1114s Adell, Ilunga 616, 820 Aidekman, Al 406, 506, 709, 819, 823, 915, 1011 Beck, Donald 902, 918 Begel, Cindy 818 Brown, Calvin Jr. 618, 1007, 1026 Buck, Donelle Q. 1025 Burla, Ron 104 Castro, David 824, 904, 914 Chernin, Lisa 615 Crider, Steve 620 Davis, Allan 604s Diamond, Paul 415 Doanham, Sioux 416 Driscoll, Mark 817 Everett, Art 511 Geller, Matt 109s Gold, Barry 913 Houston, John Glenn 909 Inwood, Dvora 1006, 1014, 1023t Kaufer, Fran E. 922, 1020 Kline, Wayne 814, 907 McIntyre, Doug 815 Newman, Todd 1023s O'Keefe, Daniel 1005, 1015 O'Neill, Len 322s Parker, J. Stanford 215s Perzigian, Jerry 221 Prady, Bill 518 Rogers, Will 404s Rosenbloom, Jan 312s Rosenthal, Lisa 405 Scully, Brian 604t Sharon, P. 711s Smith, Andrew 704 Steen, Nancy 901t Studebaker, Carl 303s, 901s Taylor, Alison 916 Tricker, George 716 Ulin, Robert 313t Vorhaus, John 208 Wolff, Michel 919 Yuen, Brad 807s [ s = Story credit only, t = Teleplay credit only ] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX IV - DIRECTING CREDITS Primary Director: First/Second season Linda Day Third-Seventh seasons Gerry Cohen Eighth Season Tony Singletary, Gerry Cohen Ninth-Eleventh Season Gerry Cohen Linda Day 101-105, 108, 109, 111-113, 202-216, 414, 519-521 Gerry Cohen 217, 301-306, 309-322, 401-413, 415-419, 421-423, 501-518, 522-524, 601-606, 608-617, 619-708, 709-713, 715-716, 718, 816, 818-822, 901-906, 909-910, 913-914, 917, 919-921, 925-926, 1001-1004, 1007-1010, 1014-1015, 1017-1018, 1024, 1103, 1107-1108, 1115, 1117-1119, 1122-1124 Tony Singletary 420, 801-807, 809, 810, 815 Amanda Bearse * 607, 618, 708, 717, 720, 811, 813, 815, 823, 826, 907, 911, 915-916, 922, 924 1005-1006, 1011, 1013, 1016, 1101-1102, 1105-1106, 1109, 1111-1114 Sam W. Orender 714, 808, 812, 814, 817, 824, 825, 912, 918, 923, 1012, 1019-1023, 1104, 1110 Mark K. Samuels 1116, 1121 Zane Buzby 106 Richard Correll 1120 Katherine Green 908 James E. Hornbeck 310 Brian Levant 110 John Sgueglia 307 Arlando Smith 107 --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX V - THE LOST SHOW Here is a more detailed account of the events around the "missing" third season episode: "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (#308). [excerpted from Playboy] This episode is now called "The Lost Show" by the producers, since they feel they lost control of it, and subsequently it never aired as scheduled. The reason was the Fox network censors. Producer Moye says they had 15 censor notes on the script, meaning 15 words or lines the censor considered "too graphic" or "over the edge" or "offensive to certain groups." These were the things they'd been hearing from the censor all along--at the rate of two or three a script--but 15 notes was a whole new game. "We were gonna play ball," says Moye. They made some changes and sent the script back. The censor was on the phone. They made some more changes, caught some more flak. "It got to the point where we had given them all but four notes, which to us was bending double. We were really doing a contortionist job." Still, the censor wasn't happy. By the end of the week, they'd made 13 changes and "the integrity of the show was shot to hell," says Moye. The Lost Show is about sex. It begins with Peg and neighbor Marcy discussing ways to spice the Bundy's sex life. How about a change of venue? Cut to the Hop-On-Inn motel. See Al and Peg lean back in bed. Know they've done the wild--and as always with the Bundys, brief--thing. Later, we learn that Al and Peg were video-taped at the motel, as were Steve and Marcy before them. Cut to the courtroom, where Steve plays prosecutor in the couples' lawsuit against the Hop-On-Inn. Unfortunately for the Bundys, Steve screens the video tapes in court. Steve and Marcy win $10,000 for their multihour performance; Al and Peg's one-minute boogie is judged inconclusive. Or, as the jury foreman says, "No sex, no money." The motel's lawyer doubts Peg's claim that in their one filmed minute, she and Al had sex. Says Peg: "All right, it may not be sex to you, but it is to me. Just because you have husbands who can last long enough to time an egg doesn't mean that what Al does doesn't count... Is a crumb not a banquet for a starving person?... Is a fig leaf not clothing for the naked?" Now Peg's off the witness stand. She's being dragged back to her seat, and she's begging with every step: "You can't do this to Al! He'll lose what little confidence he has! You were great, baby! Please, oh, please, don't listen! Don't give up!" The courtroom clears. Al and Peg are alone. He leads her behind the judge's bench... The hands of the clock spin. Then we hear voices from behind the bench. Al: "Now, was that sex, or was that sex?" Peg: "That was SEX, Al", and she lights a cigarette and exhales a cloud of smoke... As this episode ends, the camera slowly pans to show a closed-circuit TV camera pointed directly behind the judge's bench... [You can find an illustrated transcript of the Lost Show at the Bundyology website - http://privat.schlund.de/bundyology] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX VI - BUNDYISMS The Bundy credo: "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." [From CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (313)] Al Bundy's xmas story: Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, no food was a stirring, not even a mouse. Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said "presents or die". Children were plotting all night in their beds, while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head. But daddy had money this year in the bank, then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank. ...and all of a sudden Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard. Santa I said as he laughed merrily, you do so much for others do something for me. Bundy he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze. Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife, her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife. As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue. And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee: you're married with children, you'll never be free. [From IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1) (412)] Al pays the bills: Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Alright now, everybody - shoot me! [From RAINGIRL (419)] Al's Gardening Song: Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y. And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y. With a no wife here, and no kids there, And a hooker coming over on Friday night, Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there, Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y! [From "WABBIT SEASON" (508)] "I Care" by Al Bundy: When hooters jiggle around, and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a mustang engine purrs, and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound, and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I swear! To which Peggy adds: ...and if you really want a scare, check out his underwear, if you dare. [From MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND (614)] "A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy 'til she becomes your wife" [Al Bundy, from RITES OF PASSAGE (616)] "At the Nudie Bar": Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar. Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar. Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar. Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar. Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, ...at the nudie bar. [From RITES OF PASSAGE (616)] "Psycho Dad" theme song: Who's that riding into the sun. Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad! [From AL... WITH KELLY (501)] "Psycho Dad" new theme song: A little touched or so we're told. Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold. Might as well, she was gettin' old. Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad. He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done. Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad! "Psycho Mom" theme song: Who's the gal who needs no man? Killed him dead with the frying pan. Did it 'cause he missed the can. Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom! [From TEACHER PETS (621)] "Old Aid" song: We are the old, we've got arthritis Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis We are the old, we've got arthritis We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis There are people younger, but we heed another call We really need the money, our accountants took it all We sing to you, those who have money Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny We need your help, so please please dig deep Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep We have medicare, and anti-gas pills But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills We are the old, [they are the old] We have arthritis [they have arthritis] Once we were gods, now golf excites us [golf excites 'em] So write a check (a really big one), for our december There's one more verse, but we can't remember... [From ROCK OF AGES (709)] Christmas jobs for Al: With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach-killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santa-ing at the mall. [From CHRISTMAS (712)] Marcy's song for Santa-Al: Bundy the no-man, he's as bald as he can be. With the hair in his nose and rot on his toes, he's as bald as he can be. Bundy the no-man, he's as bald as he can be. He's into old age, making minimum wage, he's as bald as he can be... [From CHRISTMAS (712)] The Bundy credo: Lie when your wife is waking Lie when your belly's aching Lie when you know she's faking Lie, sell shoes, and lie. Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb. [From THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS (725)] More Nudie Bar sayings: Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar. Where the breasts are fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar. Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar. Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar. [From NO MA'AM (809)] "Psycho Dad" christmas episode: Who's that riding in the sleigh. Who's that firing along the way. Who's got the most popped on christmas day? Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad. [From THE WORST NOEL (813)] Al's "wife" chant: I've seen her from the front, i've seen her from the back. I've seen her in a chair, i've seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, i've seen her crouch. I've seen her on her stupid couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife! [From HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF (814)] Al's High School Valentine poem for Peggy: I love your hooters, I love your ass, Let's say we meet after class. [From HOW GREEN WAS MY APPLE (816)] The New Adventures of Psycho Dad: Who is the tall, dark stranger there. The one with the gun and the icy stare. The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair. Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad! He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law. He's to eat it raw, Psycho Dad! Who's that ridin' across the plain. Who's lost count of the wives he's slain. Who is the man who's plum insane! Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad! [From KELLY KNOWS SOMETHING (823)] Al's Top-Ten list for Marcy: 10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes. 9. Feather removing electrolysis. 8. Ski mask. 7. Sew up holes in ski mask. 6. Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times. 5. Beak job. 4. Put paper bag over ski mask. 3. Shave head, tatoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and learn to walk backwards. 2. Poke out eyes of every man on Earth. 1. Get President to make every day Halloween. [From "KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN" (1023)] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- APPENDIX VII - PROGRAM NOTES Kelly "The Verminator" worked for Pest Boys Extermination Co. (Est. 1993, 1-312-555-SCAM) Christina Applegate's birthday is November 25, 1971. Kelly's birthday was given in episode #704 as November 27th. David Faustino's birthday is March 3, 1974. Bud's birthday was given as January 22nd. Bud's middle name is Franklin. Amanda Bearse was born on August 9, 1958. Ed O'Neill was born on April 12, 1946. Al's birthday was given as July 11, 1948. Al works at "Gary's Shoes & Accessories", in the New Market Mall. The Bundy's home address is given as "9764 Jeopardy Lane", but at certain times the house number was also shown as "9674". Al, Peg, and the kids played on the "New Market Maulers" softball team, which is part of the twenty-store and under mall league. Peggy's maiden name is Wanker, and her family comes from the rural Wanker County, WI... "where everyone is relative." Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff". Steve's middle name is "Bartholomew". Al's fathers father was named Jebediah Bundy. The voice of Buck the Dog was originally provided by staff writer/producer Kevin Curran. Al frequently talks about the football trophy he won in high school for scoring four touchdowns in a single game. Christina Applegate's mother (Nancy Priddy), appeared in episode #409. Peggy's bithday was given in episode #1116 as April 12th. The D'Arcy's Mercedes SL license plate is Illinois KDG 12 (#1101). The Bundy's license plate code is Illinois 61 CMS 2 (#1118). --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Here is a list of Bud's "alternate personas", from episode #803: 1993: Billy-Ray Bundy 1992: Joey Bud-afuoco 1991: Grandmaster B 1990: Indiana Bundy 1989: Tito Bundy 1988: Buderace Starting in episode #603, Bud decided to start calling himself "Grandmaster B" in an attempt to do better with the babes. Here are some of the names people called him instead: Abdomenizer B (723) Grand Marshall B Bass Master B Grandfather B Bed Wetter B Grandmaster Virgin Bellringer B Grandpappy B Butt-wagger B Grasshopper B Crossdresser B Grave Digger B Dishwasher B Grinchmaster B Dustbuster B Mixmaster B Gas-passer B Stairmaster B Grand Bastard B Thumb Sucker B Grand Flasher B Toastmaster B --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- MWC producers/creators Leavitt and Moye have each made appearances in episodes, and several members of Leavitt's family have also appeared. Writers Larry Jacobson and Sandy Sprung were each in an episode as well. Christina Applegate seems to have had some of the most visible success of the MWC cast, outside of the series. She has had the leading role in two motion pictures: "Streets", made in 1990, and "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead", in 1991. Immediately prior to working on MWC, Christina was a regular on the ABC police drama "Heart of the City". Her character was 14-year old Robin Kennedy, daughter of the series' star, a police detective played by Robert Desiderio. This show debuted in September 1986, and lasted less than a season. MWC staff members Kevin Curran and Larry Jacobson were both previously employed as writers for Late Night with David Letterman. Jacobson appeared in many comedy bits on Dave's show, and he has followed this up by appearing several times on MWC. MAD and Cracked magazines both have done parodies of Married With Children, in the 01/90 (#292) and 10/89 (#248) issues, respectively. MWC COOKBOOK: Pig Out With Peg, Secrets From the Bundy Family Kitchen by Peg Bundy (as told by Linda Merinoff). Avon Books, Nov 1990. --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Married With Children was produced by ELP Communications and Columbia Pictures Television (a division of Sony Pictures), and the show was taped on Friday nights at the following location: Sony Studios Stage 23 3970 Overland Ave. Culver City, CA --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Comic book: NOW Comics released a series of comic books based on Married With Children starting in 1990. Here is a partial listing of the issues: 06/90 First series (7 issues) 12/91 Second series (7 issues) 07/92 Kelly Bundy Special #1 09/92 Kelly Bundy Special #2 11/92 Kelly Bundy Special #3 01/93 Flashback Special #1: "First Date" 02/93 Flashback Special #2: "For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll" 03/93 Flashback Special #3: "Father Knows Best" 04/93 Buck's Tale Special 06/93 Married With Children in 3-D 06/93 WC 2099 #1-3 09/93 MWC Off Broadway 10/93 MWC Quantum Quartet #1-4 --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Syndication notes: Four episodes that originally aired on the Fox network were omitted from the 1991 syndication package. All of these were excellent and very funny shows, and all of them dealt with SEX... 39. 12/11/88 A PERIOD PIECE (301) 41. 01/15/89 HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER (306) 48. 03/12/89 CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (313) 75. 02/25/90 WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND (418) [Update: after several months of playing the same reruns, episodes #301 and 313 were finally released for syndication in May 1992, and #306 in October 1992.] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Centerfolds: The following guest stars have posed in a less-than-clothed condition. Anderson, Pamela Playmate 02/90 Yvette (501), Cashew (523) Austin, Lynne Playmate 07/86 Sable (318) Brandt, Brandi Playmate 10/87 Herself (407) Carlton, Hope Marie Playmate 07/85 Heather (218) Fabian, Ava Playmate 08/86 Yummy (417), Honey (523) Hahn, Jessica Playboy 11/87,9/88,12/92 Ricki (612) Korn, Sandra Penthouse (?) Naomi (825) Lee, Luann Playmate 01/87 Fifi (322) Lords, Traci Penthouse Pet 09/84 T.C. (404), Vanessa (611) Mark, Heidi Playboy 07/95 (1008) Moore, Barbara Playmate 12/92 Dee Anna (725) Sloan, Tiffany Playmate 10/92 Carol (717) Speir, Dona Playmate 03/84 Photo Girl (311) Tenison, Renee Playmate 11/89/PoY-1990 Macadamia (523), Topsy (605) Weigel, Teri Playmate 04/86 Jade (218,221,312,509) Wild, Sandra Playboy 08/91 Fluffy (309) --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Spinoffs: In the spring of 1991, Fox started a new series called "Top of the Heap", based on two characters they introduced first in the Married With Children episode: "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518). The series was about Vinnie Verducci (Matt Le Blanc) and his father, Charlie (Joseph Bologna). Other cast members included Joey Adams as jail-bait neighbor Mona who is always chasing Vinnie, and Rita Moreno, as Vinnie's boss. It should be noted that Vinnie is a reasonable approximation of what a male Kelly Bundy would be: handsome and incredibly stupid. Charlie is similar to Al, in that life has not treated him well, but where Al struggles to get by, Charlie is a constant schemer. The pilot episode of "Top of the Heap" was shown as the second half of a special one-hour Married With Children episode. The first part was the show "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO" (519), in which neither Vinnie nor Charlie makes an appearance. The second half-hour is the "Heap" pilot, and had no connection at all to the "KIDS!" story. Al Bundy makes an appearance in a scene where Vinnie and Charlie stop by Gary's Shoes to talk to him. Al, it turns out, had bet on Vinnie's boxing match the night before and lost his T.V. as a result. At the end of the episode, while Vinnie and Charlie sleep, a masked figure enters the Verducci apartment through the window. The mask is lifted to reveal Al, who steals the Verducci's TV. Subsequent episodes would feature cameo appearances by MWC characters Kelly and Bud Bundy. The series was canceled after only a few months. The Vinnie Verducci character was later reprised for a short appearance in the MWC episode "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)" (609). In June 1992, Fox once again tried to reprise the Vinnie character in the short-lived series "Vinnie and Bobby". MWC co-creator Ron Leavitt was partially responsible. The second attempt at a spinoff was the episode "RADIO FREE TRUMAINE" which aired on 04/07/95. This series would have focused on the activity around the student radio station at Bud Bundy's college, but it never even made it past the pilot stage. The third pilot-as-an-MWC-episode was "ENEMIES". It aired on 04/14/96. This show was about two people who share a small apartment with a group of dysfunctional "friends". --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Internet resources: Usenet newsgroups: alt.tv.mwc alt.fan.christina-applegate alt.binaries.multimedia.the-bundys MWC Program Guide home page http://www.nyx.net/~dnadams Sony Pictures MWC home page http://www.spe.sony.com/tv/shows/married/index.html Fox MWC home page The Official Fox Network MWC site closed in September 1997. an archived version can be found at: http://www.webtrans.com/mwcENG/mwcindx.htm NO MA'AM http://members.aol.com/eebell/nomaam.htm Bundyland http://www.zmall.com/misc/bundyland MWC FAQ site http://world.std.com/~tob/mwc.htm MWC Quotes site http://pluto.webbernet.net/~bob/mwc.html Bundyology http://privat.schlund.de/bundyology/ Lower Uncton http://www.keele.ac.uk/socs/ks38/grl/mwc001.htm Bundybase http://bundy.simplenet.com/mwc/ Big'Uns carver.holycross.edu/users/cl1999/acamarra/bigun2.html NO MA'AM http://www.lehigh.edu/~tjf4/no New Market Mall http://www.univox.com/mall/newmarket MWC Fan Club http://www.mwcfc.com/ Bundyco http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/6565/index.html Bundyana http://home1.inet.tele.dk/n_fogh/bundyana.htm Alcyclopedia http://www.angelfire.com/ca/qtraxhb/index.html The Jiggly Room http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1892/ albundy.com http://www.albundy.com/ Windows 95 Theme http://www.geocities.com/~pmworld/married.htm Amanda Bearse http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/4343/index.html German MWC site http://wwwzenger.informatik.tu-muenchen.de/persons/paula/html/mwc.html Christina Applegate links: http://famous.simplenet.com/christina http://www.geocities.com/~j-newman/christina.htm http://www.chicagocomputer.com/applegate/index.html http://www.greendome.force9.co.uk http://www.gamunday.demon.co.uk/capple/capple.html http://jason.simplenet.com/movie/christina_applegate/index.htm http://www.celebritypictures.com/ChristinaApplegate/christina1.htm http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6535/kelly.html http://207.137.170.43/babes/christina/applegate.htm http://204.140.242.11/FEMMES/CHRISTINA/index.shtml http://www.fortunecity.com/silverstone/cowley/3 http://www.informatik.tu-muenchen.de/~pohl/kelly/kelly.html http://www.fto.de/fthp/zanker/mwc/gallery.htm http://www.ozemail.com.au/~johnsonf/apple.html http://www.tiac.net/users/johnp256/CApplegate.html http://web.mit.edu/noraa/www/mostbeautiful.html http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~vlassis/kelly.html http://tartu.astronet.ee/ain/naised/applegat.htm http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~96chungs/apple.htm http://www.johanning.com/holger/applegate/index.html http://www1.tpgi.com.au/users/ibrowo/tafenet/3617e/zolerick/apple1.htm http://www.jimsplace.com/jim/ca.htm http://www.rmi.net/jalmon/~chappg1.html http://calle.simplenet.com/ap-ch.htm http://www.coburger.deu.net/christina.html http://www.celebsite.com/people/christinaapplegate/index.html http://members.aol.com/fansite/index.htm http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/7601/Christina.htm http://www.nakedbabes.com/goodstuff/applegate.htm http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/6884/index.html http://members.tripod.com/~capple/ http://infinityrealm.com/capple/ http://205.216.138.19/~websites/jstevens/apple.htm http://www.fh-anhalt.de/gruppen/studclub/HOME/MAX/kelly.html http://members.aol.com/WGWalters/applgate.htm http://www.bestweb.net/~johnnym/chrstina.htm --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Note: you may freely distribute this guide in electronic form for personal use, provided it is distributed in it's entirety, and with all original author and copyright information intact. 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